Elvis Is Alive Museum, Wright City, MO

The tackiest roadside attraction I've ever seen was the "Elvis Is Alive Museum" in Wright City, Missouri. One side of the building was a "greasy spoon" hamburger joint. The other half of the building, separated by an OPEN doorway, was the museum (and I use the term loosely). On display, for all the world to see, and touch, was a white outfit with rhinestones that was supposedly worn by The King.

Now, I've got to ask you, if you were in possession of anything worn by Elvis Presley would you not keep it stored in such a way that nobody could get their greasy, ketchupy, mustardy, pickled fingers on it? Not too bright, the owner. Not to mention that due to this open door policy the "Elvis outfit" resembled the topside of a range hood... or anything you have on a shelf in your kitchen that you haven't cleaned in a few years. You know what I mean? That coating of grease with dust stuck to it?

There was a section at the back of the room that was separated by a picket fence. Beyond the fence was a casket and graveyard. This area, of course, was dedicated to the oddities surrounding his un-death. Just weird.

The most interesting thing about this museum was the list of reasons they believed Elvis was not dead. I'm not kidding - they might have done something with that.

I almost forgot to mention Elvis' Cadillac that was parked out front... in the weather... year-round.

It's hard to believe this museum has closed - died, per se. But, at least, Elvis is still alive.

Long live The King!